Freaky Friday Features

Wacky But True Sayings

Seems the last few months have brought an onslaught of emails bearing those witty little sayings that we are all subjected to on a fairly consistent basis through the internet. Many are fairly common and have been seen more than once. Every now and then, there is a new one that resonates. Woefully behind in my posts, I hoped for this week’s Freaky Friday Feature, I’d include several along with some equally witty quotes. judge-a-book

– I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.

– Never tell your problems to anyone, because 20 percent don’t care and the other 80 percent are glad you have them.

– Doesn’t expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is actually expected?

– Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

– Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking. pin

– If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

 And my favorite: – If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

From being on the road to being sick, in one way or another, I’ve pretty much been out of the loop for well over a month and during that time whether or not I felt like writing, I did (during a lucid period or two) try to do some reading. Some of these brought a smile to my otherwise haggard features. I hope the same for you. ©2016 Virginia Williams Resource Box

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Author: Rosepoint Publishing

I am the granddaughter of Patrick John "Stanley McShane" Rose whose books including "Cocos Island Treasure" I've recently self-published. He wrote many manuscripts, short stories, and poems. Some of the latter were included in the anthology, "Sole Survivor." My time is now spent in promotion, marketing, sales, reading and reviews. Reviews are as important to me as you! I'm looking forward to sharing this social media odyssey with you!

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