I need a new computer.
One that understands me.
One that anticipates what I’m trying to do–and executes it properly the FIRST time.
One that doesn’t flip out every time I breathe hard or brush the wrong key.
One that will STOP fighting what I am trying to do and LETS me do it!
One that doesn’t auto-correct the slang, euphemisms, or abbreviations with words I’ve never heard of.
One that doesn’t have to have the same passage or photo re-entered and saved six times to stay where I put it.
One that doesn’t take a sudden left turn and leave a large block of content unsaved.
One that uses my searches to FIND what I actually want within 15 minutes.
With all this talk about AI taking over, I’m not really worried. My computer doesn’t seem to have learned a thing in six years. ©2016 Virginia Williams