Book Blurb:
New York Times bestselling author Grady Hendrix takes on the haunted house in a thrilling new novel that explores the way your past—and your family—can haunt you like nothing else.
When Louise finds out her parents have died, she dreads going home. She doesn’t want to leave her daughter with her ex and fly to Charleston. She doesn’t want to deal with her family home, stuffed to the rafters with the remnants of her father’s academic career and her mother’s lifelong obsession with puppets and dolls. She doesn’t want to learn how to live without the two people who knew and loved her best in the world.
Most of all, she doesn’t want to deal with her brother, Mark, who never left their hometown, gets fired from one job after another, and resents her success. Unfortunately, she’ll need his help to get the house ready for sale because it’ll take more than some new paint on the walls and clearing out a lifetime of memories to get this place on the market.
But some houses don’t want to be sold, and their home has other plans for both of them…
My Review:
Two things that have always creeped me out: 1) Puppets, and 2) clowns. So how did I miss that this is a horror fiction that had a puppet antagonist?! Crazed, deadly puppet. It’s name? Pupkin.
Somehow I missed in the blurb that this might be a horror audiobook. The main character, Louise, lives across the country from her hometown in South Carolina. She is estranged from her brother, but the phone call she gets from him delivers the news that their parents were killed in an automobile accident.
Much as she would prefer to let Mark handle it all, there is the childhood home involved and a house filled with her mother’s lifelong accumulation of homemade puppets. She detests those puppets; one in particular. Mark has not fared well in the intervening years and he’s ready to wholesale clear it all out and sell. Unfortunately, there’s something weird about the house and the realtor declares she won’t list it until it’s clean of the vibes.
As Louise and Mark fight through their opposing issues, the horrors begin to escalate and become patently obvious. Eventually, there is a deadly and horrific showdown and while you might think that’s the climax, it isn’t. A new wrinkle. A major twist. Can this even get worse? Yes, it can.
The author knows how to build a scene into an insanely violent and bloody confrontation. Good grief, I had to turn down the speaker, as my hubby left the room mumbling something about my choice of audiobooks. I was questioning how I bumbled into it as well, and I thought it was finally mopping up and preparing for a conclusion.
NOPE! Right back at it! Does the damn thing ever die? Oh, right—it can’t! Now we have sister and brother trying to get at the real heart of the demonic possession. What or who is it really? As they work together, there is backstory with the separate perspective of their childhoods.
Well plotted and for the most part fast paced with few exceptions. It does turn out to be a lengthy audiobook and I’m not at all sure I could have hung in long enough to read it. I definitely got tired of hearing Pupkin squealing his favorite mantra, however, although I must say the narrators did an admirable job.
You like Stephen King or horror novels? This might be right down your alley, but I’m thinking I’ll be looking for another doggy book.
I downloaded a copy of this audiobook from my local well-stocked library. These are my honest thoughts.
Book Details:
Genre: Horror Fiction, Psychological Thrillers, Suspense
Publisher: Penguin Audio
ASIN: B09LK9S2WL
Listening Length: 13 hrs
Narrator: Jay Aaseng, Mikhaila Aaseng
Publication Date: January 17, 2023
Source: Local Library (Audiobook Selections)
Title Link: How to Sell a Haunted House [Amazon]
Barnes & Noble “Best of 2023–(so far)”
Kobo
Rosepoint Publishing: Three point Five Stars 
The Author: New York Times bestselling author Grady Hendrix makes up lies and sells them to people. His novels include HORRORSTÖR about a haunted IKEA, MY BEST FRIEND’S EXORCISM, which is basically “Beaches” meets “The Exorcist”, WE SOLD OUR SOULS, a heavy metal horror epic, THE SOUTHERN BOOK CLUB’S GUIDE TO SLAYING VAMPIRES, and THE FINAL GIRL SUPPORT GROUP, coming on July 13, 2021. He’s also the author of PAPERBACKS FROM HELL, an award-winning history of the horror paperback boom of the Seventies and Eighties. He wrote the screenplay for, MOHAWK, a horror flick about the War of 1812, and SATANIC PANIC about a pizza delivery woman fighting rich Satanists. You can discover more ridiculous facts about him at http://www.gradyhendrix.com.
©2023 V Williams
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